Memoria De Mis Putas Tristes

Memories of My Melancholy Whores

if you have time guys at di nyo pa nabasa 'to, try nyo.maganda sya.nasurprays lang ako kanina when i opened my locker at nakita ko 'to dun :).it was a gift pala given by a friend, sweet no?since meron akong 1 hour na offline time, sinimulan ko sya basahin at talagang maganda.sobrang galing ng choice of words na tipong mapapahinto ka nalang bigla at nanamnamin mo yung bawat sentence dun.nakakaadik na parang ayaw mong matapos kasi nga sobrang ganda.hayyy.....sana lang kasing talino ako ni lolo gabriel.

Ang Putang Amerikano

biglang nung may pumasok na call at sinagot ko, pinagmumura talaga ako ng caller.as in murang hindi makain,dabest na mura sa buong mundo, fakshit, bullshit,pakyu at kung anek anek pa..first call yan ha!pero wapakels lang ako. may maganda akong libro bakit ko naman sisirain ang araw ko.ang putanginang (ahihihi) caller na yun, naiwan nya raw yung phone nya sa boarding hauz nya for 2 weeks at pinaggagamit ng mga room mates nya kaya biglang tumaas ang bill.gusto nya i adjust ko ang bill nya..tanga, kasalanan ko bang iniwan nya ang phone nya? kasalanan ba ng network at kasalanan ba ng mundo yun?well i can actually do that for him, kaya kong gawing zero ang bill nya coz i have the power *naks* to do that pero the way he treated me, tangina sya..sorry ka sir, mamatay ka kababayad ng bill mo.tangina mo! bleh..ehheheh :p

"I have never gone to bed with a woman I didn't pay ... by the time I was fifty there were 514 women with whom I had been at least once ... My public life, on the other hand, was lacking in interest: both parents dead, a bachelor without a future, a mediocre journalist ... and a favorite of caricaturists because of my exemplary ugliness."

-gabriel garcia marquez